If I was an inventor

If I was an inventor I would invent a machine that helps you come up with amazing inventing ideas. Then I would be able to invent really awesome stuff like a lightsaber or a flying surfingboard. I would have cured cancer, aids, malaria and all that stuff. I would have created a machine that controls the universe. From there I would create order and justice. The things I create would be so advanced that it would be like magic for the humans and I would basiclly be God. Fuck yesh. And yeah.. I almost fogot, I would rename my peolpe The High Elves or something like that maybe ehm...The Ancients.

P.S. I would invent some elixir wich would give you immortality.